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#151 - The Spa Getaway 4
It's very important to note that while the world of RTS is based on real life, things may happen that may not necessarily fly in the real world. Professional masseuses don't usually engage in sexy times with their client, much less if they're studying to be physical therapists. In all intents and purposes, the interactions between Angela and Irene are incredibly romanticized and uncommon. Also, remember that the general rule for shrimp cocktails is the same for all cocktails. Always in moderation.
Opus the Poet
Also, moderation in consumption of seafood is recommended if you have any kind of hyperactive thyroid issues. My GF took me to an all-you-can eat crablegs thing a while back and I lost 10 pounds that week. People at work asked if I was dying, turned out all the iodine was used to rev up my metabolism about 3 times my normal rate and on top of riding my bicycle 100 miles a week to get to and from work. Also, don't lose 10 pounds in less than a week if you don't want your coworkers asking you if you are all right 2 or 3 times an hour.
Seafood safety is no joke! Sincerely hope that the weight loss was the worst of it!
Opus the Poet
Well there was also the extra energy that allowed many sexy things to happen while I burned through some fat reserves. I guess you could call it a different version of bonk training, which is an actual thing where you deplete glycogen stores and force your body to burn fat instead. I did that deliberately a few years after that minus the iodine overload and you would not believe how much stronger I was after the first 100 km of a 100 mile ride.
Oh this page was such a delight, hehehehe!
Saunas are fun :D
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